YO MOMMA AINT NEVA HOME . . .

so there's this guy. he's about yay high & rly sweet . he got me a subscription to nylon magazine & some nike flip flops. he picks me up wen i get hyper on his ass & he threw me through a glass table once. his ex is crazy ;; codename - BRANDY [from a thin line between love & hate ). i proudly stuff my face in his presence . his dog is a bisexual and that same dog likes my jordans more than i do. his parents are my favorite ppl over 35 that are not related to me. he cant cook but the attempt is the cutest thing in the world. i dont have to ask for forehead kisses ;; they come natural. even tho i wanted to break the [TRIO) face in 5ive ;; he tamed me. . .wtf is up w/ that ? i love his friends , i would even put them on a freak jank frenzy . you ever heard of a slurpee date ? i have♥ . i talk on the phone now ;; who woulda thunk it huh ? my mother is charmed. he is boss. & i am bee.